COLUMBUS DIY

HELLO COLUMBUS!

My name is C. Frances Fallon. I'm 25 years old and I'm from Buffalo, New York. I have written a one woman show that I also perform. I am putting together a tour of my show to launch my writing career. I would like to perform in Columbus, Sunday November 21st.

Can anyone help? Below is a longer description of my show. All scenery is traveling with me. I simply need a place to perform. I will show film and play music but I plan on bringing a screen, speakers and projector with me but it's be great if I could use a PA.

The current program begins with me greeting the audience and reading a humorous essay. Second I'll show a short film featuring the light poetry of Matthew Baker Thompson (www.matthewbakerthompson.com). Finally, after a short break, I will begin my one-hour program. I performed my show during the Buffalo Infringement Festival. Due to the nature of this play, I have to tour with it before letting it rest.

I'd love to hear from local writers who would possibly be interested in reading at my show as well!!! So please put the word out if you have funny writer friends!

* I strip down to pasties and a thong during the show and therefore, it may not be prudent for me to perform anywhere that may have trouble because of it. In New York State, I specifically avoided venues that serve alcohol because of the potential to face fines.

I'm hoping to play somewhere very cheap and I plan to charge $3 admission. (I just want to make enough to cover the cost of the venue if at all possible. If there's no cost to me, admission will be free and I'll ask for donations at the end.)

Please e-mail me at author@cfrancesfallon.com or call me back at 716-696-0876 regardless if you can book me or not or if you have any questions. It'll be an enormous help to know where I stand. I hope to hear from you very soon so I can begin making arrangements for promotion.

No matter what happens, I hope we can still be friends.


THANK YOU!

C. Frances Fallon
www.cfrancesfallon.com
writer, performer
716-696-0876



YOU KNOW THIS GIRL

Written and Performed by C. Frances Fallon

“You Know This Girl,” a one-woman comedy about the depths of shallowness. Come meet Courtney. She's not a bad person, she's just painfully familiar. Follow Courtney from Spanish class, to beer pong, to reality television audition tapes as she typifies an all too familiar contemporary American archetype.

“You Know This Girl,” is a light comedy and an intense social satire. Don't be alarmed by the seriousness of the description, it is good dirty fun at the expense of those girls who have gone wild and the bros who have boners for them. It has been described by audiences as a “hilarious,” “shocking,” “outrageous, beautiful abomination.”

WARNING: The language and content of this show is vulgar and offensive. There is partial nudity as well. If you'll be seriously offended, please skip it. The author prefers to shock and awe audiences with her wit and brilliance as opposed to dirty words and boobies.

C.F.F. once again... I'm worried I sound a little too formal. In my show, I play a stupid little college girl who's biggest goal in life is to have big tits and look hot. I say ridiculous things and everyone has a good laugh. For instance, the climax of the first scene is when "Courtney" unknowingly explains to her Spanish class that "if [she] spent anymore time with cock inside of her, she'd get toxic shock syndrome..."

It's funny. I swear. Help me spread my funny word! Or let me know a.s.a.p. if you think you can't. Maybe point me in the direction of someone who can? Is it too soon? I think we can pull it off. If you get me a venue I have ideas about how to get people to come.