COLUMBUS DIY

I'm not sorry our set sucked, motherfuckers don't deserve the full Big Bob Barfed experience.

Points to include:

I rode the COTA, and that's bullshit.
Max was later than me and broke his guitar, and that's bullshit.
Shawn wanted to rapbattle me, and that was bullshit. No one had any liqour, and that was bullshit.
That guy in the sunglasses was a bitch, and that's funny.
I didn't see any other bands, because they're bullshit.


Suggestions for the future:

Anthony should cut his legs off at the ankles with a hacksaw.
John should always be in charge of providing liqour.
Other bands shouldn't talk about "excelling at being terrible" before a B.B.B. show.
Drown yourself in shit.

i would come to watch you cut your legs off with a hacksaw

Anthony wrote:That guy in the sunglasses was a bitch, and that's funny.

i'm gonna assume you mean me. Sorry 'bout that. i had a long dumb day and was in fact, a bitch.

the biff boff barf set was weird because max was eventually playing a tuned guitar

not all that into that these days